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Alexandra's avatar

It's good that you didn't overreact, I like that.

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High Prismatic Priestess's avatar

This was so funny ,but I do feel bad that this is your reality lol

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Basic Anxious Bitch's avatar

Ok but are you

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Michelle J's avatar

How dare you

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Basic Anxious Bitch's avatar

😹💀🖤

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Nikki's avatar

Yep! And if you really want to feel it, hit the dating sites and see the gems that will get recommended to you. Like what in my actual life has ever made anyone think I'd date the guy who's 10 years younger than me, but somehow looks 20 years older, with a bald head except for the greasy 10 inch ponytail, with his stomach pouring out from his stained t-shirt, missing half his teeth and a profile that says "I'm a very tactile person"? 🤮

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Meg's avatar

This was so fun to read. Immediately subscribed.

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Midlife Starter Pack's avatar

You need a nun get up.

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John M. Price's avatar

Oh maaann...I already told my mom all about you.

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Nicole's avatar

You are so witty. Love it

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Elaine R. Frieman's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Duane Cummins's avatar

Did you like one of my posts? Are we dating now? 😍😜

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AbbyRoad's avatar

Trump with a wig?

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dennis's avatar

dafuq @DashCamEnjoyer

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