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Ashley Felice's avatar

I think google could convince me to cut my own bangs if I was in the right headspace.

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Ian Winter's avatar

I had to Google “What are bangs?” because boys don’t know that stuff and turns out it’s American for British “fringe” 💇‍♂️

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Michelle J 🔥's avatar

Fringe is superior to bangs

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Melissa Sandfort's avatar

Looking forward to my next opportunity to complement someone on their fringe.

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Ian Winter's avatar

“That is a bangin’ fringe” would be authentic Brit-speak. Extra marks if said in a Manchester accent.

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Melissa Sandfort's avatar

Thank you for the upgrade, will implement!! I’ll give the Manchester accent my best try.

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Wendy Varley's avatar

Ha! And hmmm. I tried the "I should" experiment and google completed it: "I shouldn't be alive". I'm not following up on that one!

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Melissa Sandfort's avatar

That is the problem with Ai!! 🤖 good grief.

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ʞrys's avatar

i'll opt for the Magic 8 ball

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Dr. Emily Porter, PhD Psych's avatar

i typed some in. pretty impersonal. i could see some of your results like the diarrhea one further down the line. mine started with how to make french toast. does it respond to time of day or are breakfast foods just universally confusing?

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Michelle J 🔥's avatar

My initial thought is to google it

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Melissa Sandfort's avatar

Ha ha ha recursive

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Michelle J 🔥's avatar

Genuinely surprised y’all are trying this 🙌 Yes, comment your results

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Melissa Sandfort's avatar

I haven’t even started reading this and the title and set up already have me laughing!!

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Rose's avatar

watching this after having gotten a wolf cut an hour prior is an irony not lost on me

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Darcy Fiona McNair's avatar

This is hilarious, thanks!!

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Themes and Deviations's avatar

Funniest thing I’ve read since I asked Google what I should read next and it said To Kill a Mockingbird, (of course🙄), as if I and everyone else haven’t already read it at least a couple times. Google is like the worst best friend who pretends interest but doesn’t really know you because it just wants to be the one talking.

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GT Counter's avatar

You should just have let auto correct auto suggestions control your communication for a day. That's way more fun. You get 3 words to choose from. It results in delightful nonsense. Of course warn everyone. Here's an example. Letting Autosuggest take the wheel Im clicking the middle choice all the way:

The last thing I need to worry is that the world will end in the same manner that the rest will be doing.

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